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Wrinkled since day one

Potato and Hash

Two Shar Pei brothers who nap with intention, snack with passion, and somehow keep ending up on your screen.

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Two dogs. One sofa. No agreement.

Two brothers, two temperaments

One says hello. One decides later.

Same family, same folds, completely different opinions about how a day should go. One of them is already halfway across the garden to meet you. The other one is watching from a distance, taking his time about it.

You will work out which is which within about four seconds of meeting them.

Meet them both properly

The outgoing one

Potato

Potato introduces himself to everybody, then sits down in the middle of things. Expert napper. Believes all food is, technically, shared food.

Meet Potato

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The reserved one

Hash

Hash will decide about you in his own time, and not a moment sooner. Reserves judgement. Once he has decided, he is entirely yours.

Meet Hash

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The naps, the snacks, the mild disagreements

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The great sidewalk investigation

Every crack, every leaf, every suspicious smell. Nothing gets past them.

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Zoomies, unedited

It starts with one ear going up. Then the whole garden is in trouble.

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A very serious drink of water

Hydration is important. Doing it gracefully is apparently optional.

Every clip on this page is temporary footage of a different dog, kept here so the site is not empty while the brothers get their camera faces ready. Each one says so on the frame.

Every fold, every freckle

Wrinkles for days

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Merch in the making

Wear the wrinkles

Tee shirts. Mugs. Stickers. Two very smug faces.

It is all being drawn, printed, worn about the house, and then sniffed at length by the two inspectors themselves. None of it is for sale yet, and nothing can be bought today.

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A message, from two very serious dogs

One day you will be able to ask the brothers to say something lovely to somebody you love. That day is not today. The service is not open, there is no price, and no date has been set.

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