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New wrinkles, new snacks, and fresh opinions about the vacuum. Here is where to find all of it.

Placeholder photograph of a cream Shar Pei resting its head on a person's arm, standing in for a picture of the brothers
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei standing on grass and facing the camera, standing in for a picture of the brothers
Placeholder photograph of a grey Shar Pei in front of a bamboo fence, shown from the shoulders up, standing in for a picture of the brothers

Placeholder photos, not the brothers

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Channels are being set up

The brothers are getting their accounts ready right now. Rather than send you to a link that does not exist yet, we are keeping this page honest and quiet until each one is live.

Coming soon on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, X.

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