Tee shirts
Soft ones, with both brothers on the front and room for a third wrinkle.
Placeholder footage, not the brothers
Merch in the making
Wear the wrinkles
Tee shirts, mugs, stickers and posters, all with two extremely wrinkly brothers on them. None of it is for sale yet, and nothing here can be bought today.
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Placeholder photoOn the way
Six things being made right now
Each one is being drawn, printed, worn about the house, and then sniffed at length by the two inspectors further down this page. They are thorough. That is the delay.
Hoodies
For colder walks and warmer naps. Mostly the naps.
Mugs
Because coffee tastes better with a wrinkly face on it.
Stickers
Small, cheap, and impossible to stop buying. Laptop, bottle, fridge, repeat.
Posters
Large format wrinkles, big enough to see clearly from the sofa.
Hats
Sun protection, brother approved. Approval took several naps.
No prices, no sizes, no materials and no shipping destinations have been decided. They are the owner's call and they are deliberately not shown until they are real. Nothing on this page can be bought, and no payment can be taken, until the shop opens properly.
Quality control
Nothing goes on sale until two very thorough inspectors approve it.
Every sample gets sat on, slept next to, and thoroughly investigated before it is allowed anywhere near a shop. Most of them pass. One hoodie is still under review because it was warm and the review became a nap.
We would much rather show you nothing than show you something that is not ready. When it is ready, you will be able to buy it here, and not a day before.
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